If there’s anything The Boondocks taught me, I also learned from Fabolous. Sony Pictures sent me a soapbox to spread the gospel. Instructions after the jump.
– Place box on the ground
– Step up onto box
– Ensure both feet are squarely centered
– Now begin speaking about any subject, no matter how controversial the topic
– Continue talking 10 minutes past the point anyone is willing to listen
– Once finished, step off the box with righteous indignation
– Pick up box and carry onto next destination
– Repeat step one
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