Step to the rear.
What is round, pink on the inside, and is the object of every man’s affection? The juicy Mulher Melancia, which means “Watermelon Woman” in Portuguese. [Ed. Note: She is also listed as Garota Melancia, translated to "Watermelon Girl."] Get it? OK, even if my riddle doesn’t make you roll on the floor laughing, instead you’re rolling on the floor panting at the sight of Mulher Melancia’s sensational body. Now as far as shapely women go, let’s face it, there are the usual suspects: Beyoncé, Trina (in her hey day), Kim Kardashian, and most recently Joe Budden’s wife Tahiri that hold the title for their pear-shaped frames stateside. Go south of the equator, you’ll find Andressa Soares, and her lower half.
I’ll admit, to objectify a woman by her physical attributes is shameful…so they say. What’s inside is as important as the outside. In Brazil though, where women pride themselves on their physical appearance, exploring Andressa Soares’ exterior (posterior) is just the natural thing to do. I first discovered Mulher Melancia on a Brazilian talk/variety show called Super Pop on RedeTV!. The show’s host, Luciana Gimenez dissected the 20-year old triple threat (model/dancer/singer) from her watermelon-colored Lycra body suit, down to the 47″ that make up her hips. The program lasted 90-minutes, airing a dance performance by Soares (plus her backup dancers), her actual workout routine in front of the studio audience, on-the-street segments where a female correspondent dressed in a butt prosthetic to fool male spectators, and lastly a photoshop tutorial. But Mulher Melancia, who also covered Playboy in April 2008, photoshopped or not, is the real deal. Watch clips from that very show below, and catch a bonus peek at what Super Pop has to offer.
MULHER MELANCIA E DANÇARINAS NO SUPERPOP
MULHER MELANCIA NO SUPER POP 17/02/2009
DUDA COMENDO MELANCIA NA PAULISTA
THE BEST OF GAROTA MELANCIA
REDETV! BONUS: ENSEADA MODA PRAIA – SUPER POP (REDE TV) PARTE 2